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Name: camille, baby!
Gender: Female
Interests: Having serious conversations with cab drivers on the way to my destination, Peeing on and around the toilet seat and not even trying ot wipe it off, Getting into car accidents with the comcast cable guy in my driveway, Eating Pizza with Rita, Making life changing decisions in 14 minutes or less, Finding out that my boyfriend cheats on me on a regular basis with girls (?) that look like a cross between Howard Stern and Jewel and the ocassional Lagoon Creature, Having my feet touched by baby huey on new years eve and other holidays, Lifting my boob(s) into the vegetable/fruit scale at the grocery store to see how much they weigh, stalking people (Im so good at it - they have no idea I'm even stalking them), Fellatio, and Panic Attacks.oh and did i mention generally overexaggerating?
Expertise: wasting time
Occupation: procrastinating.
Message: message me
AIM:  cmj86says
AIM: cmj86says
AIM: cmj86says
AIM: cmj86says
AIM: cmj86says
Member Since:
1/11/2007
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| alls I wanna do is have a picnic and smoke and maybe darken a little.
YAY SPRING!
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| January sucks. nothing is happening and there's no holidays to make the month go faster, alas it's a boring and stupid month in which you realize that those resolutions you made at the beginning of the month wont even last to the end of the week.
plus there's no money flow and all the money that you got over Christmas that made you feel rich was really just money that you'd waste on school anyways.
bah humbug.
i need a drink and a smoke.
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| ...i'm so utterly sick. it sucks, so much.
thank god for victoriassecret.com! because i am sick it limits my mobility to explore the outside world and all it's glory.. such as a mall. thus, because of our innovation to move forward and mostly the laziness of our culture, i can still be sexy while sick thanks to online shopping and the awesome deals you find whilst exercising such a hobby... such as 7 panties for only $24.50!
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| wow. so, i never realized how out of shape i really was till i joined this upbeat pilates class. HOLY SHIT. every body part of mine is SO sore. and my lungs! goddamn... running is not something i'd be good at right now.
but anyway! i'm back home for the holidays and being here reminds me of why i left. menopausal mothers bring no joy to my life.
that being said, i'm off to find some joy in taking a really long hot shower.
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